Starting a blog has become a right of passage among 22 year olds that have recently entered the work force. Are most blogs created by 22 year olds bad? Yes.

“Kyle I’m sorry that you only got twelve views on your article on why Adrian Peterson is fantasy steal. No, I don’t know why it got ignored in the frat GroupMe.”

But what if I told you that all blogs aren’t created equal? What if I told you that some 22 year olds are posting articles that are getting THIRTEEN views (on average). That’s where Henlo Lizard comes in. We have transcended into “Hot Startup Blogdom” in which we must deal with certain pains that accompany being desired.

First and foremost, no we can’t stop your girlfriend from reading the blog. Please stop asking.

People constantly say things to us like “How long did it take you to write this?” and “Fifteen minutes huh?…. I can tell”. The creative process is an ever changing sphere of thought that requires constant dedication. I wouldn’t expect a non-creative to understand the focus that goes into staring at a blank wall for six hours straight while brainstorming content.

Ensuring that non-bloggers understand the hardships of hot-bloggers has become a painful priority of mine.

Do non-bloggers know how to craftily make excuses to “go to the bathroom” in order to secretly post blogs behind their girlfriend’s back? I think not.

“Sorry babes I’ll be out in a few minutes I’m just waiting on something to uploa… I mean unload.”

Would non-bloggers take the $1,000,000 instead of a dinner with Jay-Z? Absolutely. And that’s what separates them from the big boys. Lobster yummiez with Jay-Z pleazy.

The biggest pain comes from having to constantly tell our readers that we are funny. We are funny. This is funny. I shouldn’t have to keep saying this but here we are. Please clap.